I came across some feminist blog where the woman was lamenting about how she’s not going to shave her pits anymore. These are my opinions, observations, and expletives about women and hairy armpits:
Every day, I get up in the morning and shave my face. I don’t like shaving every day, but I do it anyway because that is what is expected me in my professional career. Of course, I could decide not to work in this career. I could be a bum, I could be an artist, I could choose to be self-employed. But, the point is … I chose to be in this career knowing that I would be expected to wake up every day and shave my fucking face.
Nobody is telling you that you have to shave your hairy armpits. If you don’t want to shave your pits, don’t shave them. I don’t give a fuck. But, don’t blame it on men because you have to shave your pites once or twice a week.
It’s the same thing with high heels. I’ll admit, women look Goddamned good in high heels. It doesn’t matter if you are in blue jeans, or shots, or a bikini or just plain naked, women in high heels look good. They are attractive, makes me want to do all kinds of things with them. If you want to be attractive to people, if you want to be an object of desire, if you want to feel good about yourself, then it is you who chooses to do the things you need to do to look attractive.
I’ll admit, shoes that hurt your feet suck. It sucks the life energy out of you. So, if high heels suck the life energy out of you then don’t wear them. Nobody’s forcing you to wear them.
Same thing with movie stars and gay men. I’m sure you’ve noticed the unnaturally hairless chested men. I’m sure it feels pretty prickly to have your balls and chest shaved. But, guys do it because they get better roles in movies and attract more men. They have an interest in shaving their balls, movie roles and men.
